Happy St. David’s Day, you sinning bastards. That is all.
(Did I seriously never publish this? I am one addlepated ninny.)
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant, as they say in the elderly country. It’s St. David’s Day and you know what that means. We celebrate on this day the foisting by the Welsh upon the Irish of Patrick, a real dick by all accounts. We also honor the common sense, decency and self-respect of St. David, Wales’sContinue reading “St. David’s Day”
Yesterday was St. Davy’s Day and I forgot. So today is the seventh time I’ve celebrated the patron saint of Wales on this blog. Frankly, you’re lucky I got around to it at all. You’re not Welsh. Isn’t St. Patrick’s enough for you? Gd save your filthy, dirty little souls.The daffodils bloomed almost a weekContinue reading “Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant: Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Monsters”
Happy St. David’s Day, you sinning bastards. This is the sixth time on this blog that I have congratulated those of you with the decency, self-respect and common sense to be Welsh. This is also the sixth time I have had to offer my condolences to you who lack those qualities. May St. David blessContinue reading “Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant Part VI: The Welshening”
Happy St. David’s Day for the fifth time on this blog. I am sorry that you are not Welsh. But I send you best wishes anyway. Chew on a daffodil and ram a leek in your hatband like the Welsh do, in honor of the saint we did not ship off in pity to Ireland.
Happy St. David’s Day This is the fourth time I’ve celebrated the saint’s day on this blog. Along with the leek and the red dragon, the daffodil is a symbol of Wales, of which David, or Dewi Sant, is the patron, and is associated with him. Where I live, in Eugene, Oregon, Davey’s Day isContinue reading “Happy St. David’s Day”
I did not publish a post on Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant (St. David’s Day) this year like I did in 2005 and 2006. The daffodils did not have the common sense, self respect and decency to blossom on March 1 as they are supposed to. Perhaps it’s the year. Perhaps it’s the fact that weContinue reading “Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Sad Non-Welsh Bastards”
Today is St. David’s Day or Dewi Sant. The daffodils in Eugene are blooming on cue, except in our side yard where they are being stubborn and mocking my Welshness. st_davids_day, st_david, dewi_sant, daffodils, eugene
Yesterday was Dydd Dewi Sant, which I did not know until I listened to a BBC show from yesterday just now. As a Welshman, I quickly realized I had sinned greviously and promptly punched myself in the face, as is the custom in Wales. I should have known it was Dydd Dewi Sant, as theContinue reading “ST. DAVID’S DAY”