Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant: Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Monsters

Yesterday was St. Davy’s Day and I forgot. So today is the seventh time I’ve celebrated the patron saint of Wales on this blog. Frankly, you’re lucky I got around to it at all. You’re not Welsh. Isn’t St. Patrick’s enough for you? Gd save your filthy, dirty little souls.The daffodils bloomed almost a weekContinue reading “Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant: Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Monsters”

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant Part VI: The Welshening

Happy St. David’s Day, you sinning bastards. This is the sixth time on this blog that I have congratulated those of you with the decency, self-respect and common sense to be Welsh. This is also the sixth time I have had to offer my condolences to you who lack those qualities. May St. David blessContinue reading “Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant Part VI: The Welshening”

Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Sad Non-Welsh Bastards

I did not publish a post on Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant (St. David’s Day) this year like I did in 2005 and 2006. The daffodils did not have the common sense, self respect and decency to blossom on March 1 as they are supposed to. Perhaps it’s the year. Perhaps it’s the fact that weContinue reading “Happy Belated St. David’s Day You Sad Non-Welsh Bastards”