If anyone wants to go hunting in order to get meat for their family, I don’t have any problem with that. Better to shoot a buck in the wild than hire someone for minimum wage to fire a bolt into a cow in a factory.
Anyone who wants to go hunting for “sport,” however, should be required to agree to the following three conditions.
- You can only hunt wild animals, and only in the wild. Hunting livestock, domestic animals or animals in a “hunting preserve” is a capital offense.
- To hunt for sport, you must agree to be hunted in turn. The pool of those who will hunt you consists solely of vegans, the meanest people on earth.
- You must agree to hunt with a weapon that makes it a fair fight. The animal-to-weapon chart follows.
|For an animal of up to this size||You must use this weapon|
Javelina photo by Erin and Lance Willett