1. Grease up a 5-quart sampan.

Into this pan put the following ingredients:

  • arbitrary noodles
  • arm-bones
  • nuclear trollops
  • one moon-beam suck-fish
  • 5 lbs. holistic dirt jimmies
  • 2 newt boners
  • the prologue of a buddhist waffle doctrine
  • and 4 far-fetched damsel cookies

2. With a sturdy mixer, blend into a simple disgusting paste.

3. Garnish with lizard heads and serve over ice.

Makes 12 servings.

Blame Scott Taylor for this.

Published by Curt

I am a poet and journalist and so on amber so forth in rows magnet.

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