It all started when I couldn’t shave the Cuban
Instead mayonnaise plastered my gums as I smoke
Buttering me up in the home of ex-president Truman
Fuck the begonias, Save your land!
He then began to sort the anal beads
as crystal cottonballs snap! I stand naked from the waist down to your song
watching 9 one-minute managers humping a bar-b-que
Toilet poster! Toilet poster!