Hat on top of head lady

If there were two identical, attractive women, one clad in nothing and the other in nothing but a hat, I bet there’s not a man reading this who wouldn’t chose the woman in the hat.

If the situation were reversed however, I daresay there’s not a woman reading this who would chose the man in the hat.

Woman + hat = dirty. Man + hat = weirdie.

Now that’s math you can use.