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Sponge On A Stick Productions announces they are casting for the following show.

“So You Want To Be A Dadaist”

The show is a reality competition, with 12 combatants battling to secure the position of “most dada.”

The winner gets a $100,000 contract with Sheldahl, as spokesmodel for their Jog Index Attachment for Poly Bag Machines.

Sheldahl Jog Index for Poly Bag Machines: Saves Labor, Gives Accurate, Controllable Bag Count.

Each week, one contestant will be eliminated after competing in challenges.

Example of a challenge: Each contestant is provided with a bag and told, “Make a suit from what you have before you in your bags.”

In one bag: a plastic lobster, spray cheese and a tiny glove.
In another: beef jerky, $100,000 in one dollar bills and a live turkey.
In a third bag: a bag.

And so on.

Among the celebrities who have committed to act as the judges on the project are some bum, Kukla, Fran and Ollie, a tire iron, and Vince Vaughn.

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