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Club Diaper Opens in Los Angeles

In Superintelligent sea cucumbers on December 26, 2004 at 7:02 pm

A new club has opened in the trendy Cahuenga District of Los Angeles called Diaper. Here, top of the line, A-list celebrities trade their Armani and Prada for personally monogrammed, 800-thread count, Egyptian cotton diapers fastened with solid silver safety pins handcrafted by celebrity jeweler, Reinhardt Smallgren. The hottest of the hot are ushered to their own private “cribs” where dedicated wait staff cater to their every need while the world’s hottest DJs spin the coolest new tunes. Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie and Leelee Sobieski have all been spotted at Diaper, assuring it a permanent place on the hot list for celebrities and celebrity watchers.

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